Crumble

Crumble the cookie. No wait, brownie! No wait, dinosaur! Oh wait, no no no no no no no no no no  no no no no no  no no no no no  no no no no no! She's a Bulbusaur! Anyways, Crumble crumbles like a cookie and sometimes is shy! No wait-she isn't! Well SORRY but we don't have much evidence to go off of...which is a shame. Oh well. I guess we'll have to guess what Crumble likes.

So uh, Crumble likes people using autistic insults-

Crumble: No, I hate that! People like me deserve respect despite our disabilities, and it's very rude. I think I stand for all autistic people out there when I say this!

Ok, ok. So uh..she likes eating cake.

Crumble: I suppose so, though i'm trying to go on a leafy diet because Bulbasau-

Alright, alright. I'm sorry, I didn't know! Now the last thing you need to know about Crumble is that she re-

Crumble: '''ARE YOU ABOUT TO USE THE R WORD? AFTER EVERYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT?'''

-really loves being a Bulbasaur!

Crumble: Oh yeah, I really do! Sorry for the accusation.

No problem. (turns off camera)

Now since the show is over, Crumble, we don't need you...

Crumble: WHAT?

We're going to squeeze you until you crumble like a cookie!

Crumble: HELP!

Mwahaha! Oh wait, the camera's still on. Time for the lens cap. Caio!

(camera turns off.)

= Trivia =


 * somehow hasn't evolved to ivysaur
 * pro gamer
 * won 20 bfn tournaments