Hans

Is a goose

Goose goose goose goose goose goose honk a goose. he is not funny

amigo of zark

invited by zark

says "bruh" a lot

finds the work penis funny

stolen ids
this fucking motherfucker-mcfuckermother has taken on many new identitities

list
cum

H A N S
he took this one when he got in the server

z-move hans
he got this one when zark founded the zarkclub because he wanted to get in

imagine stealing an identity to gte into a club, stupid fukcer

T-MINUS: HANS SECONDS
his current identity

i pity on the poor soul who's fucking identiddy was t-minus hans seconds

why did the goose steal it

Stop saying bruh lol
Blacktinnitus got pissed off at him for saying bruh a lot so he gave him this identity

lol hans' name was fucking Stop saying bruh lol that's so funny and relatable

mixtape
ok hans might be a fucking crime against the discord server but his mixtape is fire